5 Dumbest Zoo Animal Encounters

5 Dumbest Zoo Animal Encounters

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Would you get naked and ride a crocodile
like a bull? Let’s talk about that. ♪ (theme music) ♪ – Good Mythical Morning!
– Over 180 million people visit zoos every year. And why do they do that?
Because people like to be around wild animals. AROUND wild animals. Not actually
WITH wild animals. – Like this. You don’t want this.
– They like to be safely separated… – …from them by some sort of enclosure…
– They want this. – …at the zoo.
– Enclosures are not just to keep the animals away from you. They’re to
keep you away from the animals… – Yes.
– …as well. And I think that some people – just don’t appreciate that.
– Like the people we’re gonna… – …talk about today.
– Yes. So let’s just get right into ’em. These really smart people with really
great ideas at the zoo. Lots of lessons learned today, starting
with Amanda Hall, back in 2014 at the Henry Villas Zoo in California.
She loves girafes. I love giraffes. – My wife loves giraffes.
– Who doesn’t love giraffes? Well, nobody loves giraffes as much as
Amanda, ’cause Amanda was willing to go over the fence into the enclosure,
pick up a handful of grass, and extend – it to Wally, the giraffe.
– And what did Wally do? – And he ate the grass. He ate it.
– Oh, good! Okay. We’re good. He ate the grass. And then do you know
what he did to say thank you? – What? Oh!
– He licked her. I don’t know where. Maybe the hand, the face. I don’t know.
He’s a giraffe. – Okay, then just say the hand.
– And you know what she said? She said it was “very sweet,” when he
licked her. So everything’s going well. – All right. Yeah.
– But then do you know what Wally did? – He kicked her in the face.
– (laughing) – Wally gettin’… a little tamale.
– (laughing) You’re happy about this? – Yes, he kicked her in the face.
– Their knees go like this. Now, this could have been incredibly
dangerous, because a giraffe can actually – kill a lion with its kick.
– Yeah. But there was a secondary fence, like a
little wooden fence, that she was reaching over, and his hoof hit the fence
and got deflected before it hit her. So she just ended up with a busted lip
and kind of a black eye. – (Rhett) You can see her here…
– (Link) Oh, wow. …and not a mugshot, even though
she did get a citation. (Rhett) This is actually from the
hospital. And then this is Wally’s mugshot. He went to giraffe prison.
No, actually he didn’t. This is just… – …a picture of him.
– He’s like, (sassily) “What? Yeah?” “I kicked her. I licked her and I kicked
her. It’s called the lick-and-kick trick. – Y’all got a problem with that?”
– (laughing) – “I’ll do it again.”
– Yeah, you think could just… – That’s how he talks.
– …walk up to ’em, but they’ll teach… – Yeah.
– …you a lesson. I mean, you know that. – You’re dressed like a zookeeper today.
– (laughing) I know a lot of things, yeah. I assume you know lots of things about
not-approaching giraffes. – Thanks for seeing that.
– Let me introduce you to 32-year-old – Ellie Quo, a student of the martial arts.
– Ah. Who, after completing a certain level of
training, his sensei said to him, “Now that you have reached this level
in your training, you can kill wild… – …animals with your bare hands.”
– Ah, yes. And that’s why we all take… – …martial arts, right? For hunting.
– Well… no. I mean, Ellie, it turns out, was a very
impressionable student. Okay. It wasn’t supposed to be
taken literally. Yeah. What he did was at night, under
the cover of darkness… – Mhm.
– …he snuck into the Melbourne Zoo. – Okay?
– Yeah, just like a kung fu master. Oh, so far so good. And then he finds an
enclosure and he scales it… – Mhm.
– …and then repels down the there side. – Oh. I like his methods.
– And then he’s, like, looking for his… …opponent, and oh, there he is,
coming out of the shadows. The king of the jungle versus
kung fu master. – A lion. He went in the lion enclosure.
– Yes. The dude is facing off with a lion. And then, all of a sudden, Oh!
Turns out that they keep more than one… – Oh! Who knew?
– …lion in the enclosure. So here comes another lion. Here comes
another lion. it’s called a pride. And they take pride in what they’re about
to do to him. – (laughing)
– The next morning, the zookeepers found Ellie Quo in the lion pit.
They found both of his arms with his fists of fury attached.
And within the fists of fury was lion fur. – Hm.
– That’s all they found. – So did he live? (laughing)
– (laugning) – They ripped him to shreds.
– Oh. – He lost the match with the lions.
– They found his arms, and that’s it. That’s it. He did win a Darwin award for
that one. Well deserved. – Oh, congratulations.
– Improve our gene pool by removing… – …themselves from it.
– All right, April 2009 at the Berlin Zoo. Mandy K, a woman who has apparently
watched too many Coca-Cola Christmas commercials, jumped into the polar
bear enclosure. – (laughing) Oh.
– And that’s when she learned that… …polar bears don’t like Coke. They like
woman. – Oh!
– They immediately attack her — four of – …them.
– Like jumping in ice water with these…? Yes. They swim towards her. They begin to
bite her. They inflicted some serious wounds on her. But the zookeeper staff,
just like me, acted fast and started to save her, and this was caught on video,
and the BBC has a clip of this. – Let’s watch that.
– (laughing) Okay. This is as they’re trying to get her out.
You see she’s got something wrapped around her and she’s grabbing onto that
thing — Whoa! Nope! She goes right back in, and the polar bear’s like,
(funny voice) “Yeah, well there’s a woman.” – “Just like a Coca-Cola.”
– Is that a toilet plunger? – I don’t know what that thing is.
– It’s like the zoo plumbers are trying… – Oh! He bit her butt!
– Yeah, he did. He bit that butt. And the zoo plumbers are pulling her up.
Giving her a wedgie. Okay. Yeah, I’ll take a wedgie over being maimed
by some polar bears any day of the week. And those are her pants right there.
That thing you saw at the end. – Polar bear pulled her pants off?
– Took the pants off. Went right for the pants and took ’em off.
Now, it turns out — so why would a woman do this? Well, it turns out that she had
lost her job, and she was kind of in despair and this was a cry for help.
And it turns out the polar bears did – not help. They did not help.
– (laughing) They made it worse. And then the zoo,
insult to injury, sued her. – So sorry. Hope you have a new job, Mandy.
– Yeah, you can’t do that. – Fuzhou Zoo in China, 2007.
– Fuzhou Zoo? – Fuzhou Zoo!
– Oh, my favorite zoo! – Zheng Dong, which is, uh…
– My favorite name. (laughing) Yeah, at the favorite zoo. He was taking
picture of some macaque monkeys… …and, you know, cute monkeys. One of
monkeys reaches through the fence, grabs his phone — I don’t know how this
fence worked — but somehow it grabs – his phone, pulls it in.
– Yeah, gotta make a call. – Gotta make a monkey call.
– What does Zheng Dong do, – at this point? Does Zheng Dong…
– (laughing) …call the officials? “Hey, my phone’s
in there.” Does Zheng Dong cut his – loses? Zheng Dong don’t do those things.
– Mm, I don’t know. – (laughing) What Zheng Dong do is…
– He don’t? – …Zheng Dong jump in the enclosure.
– This is like the best kids book… – …of all time. “What Does Zheng Dong Do?”
– (laughing) He tries to get his phone. What he didn’t
realize is, uh… he’s about to experience the
macaque attack. – Ooh! (laughing)
– These monkeys may be cute, but they… …don’t wanna give that phone back,
and they are clawing at this guy. – They’re setting up Twitter accounts.
– We do not have… (laughing) – Setting up Instagram. @macaques.
– No, they’re attacking. They’re attacking him, and then
zookeepers come to his rescue and they get his phone out, which is
totally chewed up. Oh, they didn’t — okay, no
social media. Was Zheng Dong grateful? Zheng Dong
don’t be grateful. – Oh. Hm.
Zheng Dong sought compensation for his… – …chewed-up phone.
– Did Zheng Dong get compensation for… – …his phone?
– (laughing) – Did Zheng Dong win? Or did…
– No. – …Zheng Dong lose?
– Zheng Dong lose. – (crew offscreen laughing)
– Dang, Zheng Dong! – On all fronts. Lots of scratches…
– See what I did there? I said, – “Dang, Zheng Dong.”
– “Dong Zheng Dong.” Gimme another one. Okay. Bronx Zoo, in the New York region.
2004. A man strips naked – and dives into a tank of crocodiles.
– So far, so good. The man remains unnamed to this day.
You’re about to find out why. So anyway, a guard spots him walking
around naked in the World of Darkness nocturnal animal exhibit. So at least he
had the decency to get naked in the – world of darkness.
– Mm. Don’t want people to see his… – Zheng Dong.
– Right. Exactly. – (everyone on and offscreen laughing)
– Exactly. Then he scales the five-foot fence to
get into the crocodile tank. When I’m gonna scale a fence, sometimes
I feel like I need to get naked first. – Yeah, yeah.
– Just to make sure nothing gets snagged. Well, actually I think that’s the exact
opposite thing that could happen. True. Not that I’ve said it out loud,
I never will do that. Right. That’s why you do remain
clothed when getting into the… – It was actually Cayman exhibit…
– Okay. So real, big crocodiles is what you’re
picturing, but it’s actually Caymans, which is a smaller crocodilian. But still
not the kind of thing you wanna swim – with, or swim naked with.
– Mm-mm. Lots of targets opened up in that
situation. Apparently, according to James Ricker, Sergent James Ricker —
apparently he’s a policeman — who’s like, (New York accent) “He ran through the
water. And I tried to grab him. At one point, he was actually straddling
them!” – What?
– The Caymans. He was trying to ride a Cayman like a bull, while naked. That’s
why I said that thing in the teaser. – They’re not smooth.
– Because of this, right here. They’re not smooth on their back.
Just a note there. So he’s in there, in the enclosure,
trying to ride naked — (stammering) – They’re naked. He’s naked.
– Actually, everybody’s naked! – (both laughing)
– The crocodiles are naked. He’s naked. – They put in a divider…
– “Bring in the divider!” …a wooden divider.
It’s like this happens all… “We got another naked dude riding
crocs in the pool!” Exactly. They’ve got a divider, like,
on standby. – It’s like, “Bring it down!” Creak!
– It turns out, he does not get bitten, and it kinda makes sense, because Caymans
are… usually they eat, like, frogs, birds, and rodents, and apparently nothing
on him looked like a frog, bird… – …or rodent.
– “Get on the other side of the divider! Don’t get on the same side as the Cayman!
You gotta be divided by the divider!” – “Don’t be on the same side.”
– Zookeeper John Behler says, (New York accent) “Lucky for the fella
it wasn’t breedin’ season.” This zookeeper has seen
unspeakable things. – (both laughing)
– Because I don’t know what he’s talking… – …about. But that’s what he said.
– Oh, man. Okay, in order to cleanse ourselves from
that, why doesn’t everyone in the comments share, like, a really nice zoo story.
Make it up! Just make up a really nice, – concise zoo story.
– I got lots of nice zoo stories. – I’ll tell you in Good Mythical More.
– No nakedness. No chewies. – No bloodness. None of that.
– Mm, no chewies. – I got quite a… quite a…
– Thanks for leaking… leaking… (laughing) Thanks for leaking those
comments, liking, and subscribing. Yeah, your… your… it’s making a noise. – Yeah, I’ve got… I’m sorry.
– So what, zookeeper Rhett. – (both) You know what time it is.
– My name is [Selee]. I’m from… Stockholm, Sweden. And it’s time
to spin The Wheel of Mythicality. Make sure you like us on Facebook.
We have exclusive videos over there. That means videos you can only see
on Facebook. Facebook.com/rhettandlink Click through to Good Mythical More.
I’ve got some more crazy stories of zoo break-ins, but Rhett also has,
like, a really nice zoo story… – I got a nice zoo story. Mhm.
– …from his own experience. (Rhett) “Ghost: The Musical” ♪ (Well, I’m just walking around
and living my life, like a…) ♪ ♪ (Where is your pottery? I want
to do the pottery…) ♪ – ♪ (Looking for my pottery thing.) ♪
– ♪ (…thing with you!) ♪ – ♪ (Yeah. Sit down.) ♪
– ♪ (Can you bring out the clay?) ♪ – ♪ (Here it is.) ♪
– ♪ (And put some water on it?) ♪ – ♪ (And spin it around?) ♪
– ♪ (Yeah! I can do that…) ♪ – ♪ (I’m gonna touch your hands, but…) ♪
– ♪ (…for you!) ♪ ♪ (…you’re not gonna feel it, ’cause
I’m a ghost.) ♪ ♪ (I can feel it even though you’re
a ghost.) ♪ – ♪ (How does it feel?) ♪
– ♪ (A little bit awkward.) ♪ – ♪ (Yeah! I love you.) ♪
– (crew offscreen laughing) – ♪ (Really awkward.) ♪
– ♪ (You say, “Ditto.” I know you…) ♪ ♪ (…haven’t seen the movie, like a
lot of movies from the past you…) ♪ ♪ (…haven’t seen. I just spit a
little bit in your ear. I’m sorry.) ♪ – (crew offscreen laughing)
– ♪ (I love you.) ♪ – ♪ (Ditto!) ♪
– There you go. – No, I mean I just spit in your ear, too.
– Oh! [Captioned by Kevin:
GMM Captioning Team]

100 thoughts on “5 Dumbest Zoo Animal Encounters

  • James Seraphine Post author

    I went to the zoo and jumped into the penguin place they grabbed me and flew away i was flying across the zoo in their talons. who knew penguins could fly ( O _ O )

  • Just Jennie Post author

    The zookeeper has seen unspeakable things๐Ÿ˜‚ love it whenn they get themselves cracked up

  • Miledith Post author

    I went to a zoo with my class when I was in high school and I was walking around with my friend which is one of the weirdest (in a positive way) people I know so we get along great. Let's just say it was a lot of laughs and a jolly old time in general. Especially loved the giraffes (they are actually my favourite animals alongside cats), corals and the manul cat (I don't know if that's it's name in english, but it looks so funny).

  • Renee Sapin-Beuch Post author

    Here's my ZoO story….

    It was a beautiful Sunday afternoon. The sky was a Sunkist Amber Orange with white silver clouds and a soft Mist shower of raindrops gently caresses the Earth!
    The exhibits at the ZoO we're quite active that day. Music played within each enclosure, and the inhabitants appear to be dancing in an oddly manner, dressed in colorful hoodies and Bermuda shorts, with dark shade sunglasses!
    Now the ZoO keepers only permitted us ((will a small token)) to feed the inhabitants unsalted soft pretzels & honey roasted peanuts. But no soda pop allowed!
    And there was a long line at the interacting petting area. And of course we too made our way over there. We just had to participate in the interaction of these inhabitants! And wouldn't you know it, someone snuck a beer to one of the inhabitants at the petting area. Ohhh what a sight that was!
    And as we were leaving the ZoO, we stopped off at the gift shop to purchase a memorabilia.
    My sweetheart turned to me and said, "Thank you my darling for a mythical day at the Human ZoO!"
    ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘ฝ๐Ÿ˜‰ ((R.Cat/ButtSitters)) November 2018.

  • LaSaltyCanadian Post author

    Amanda should have just gone to Binder Park zoo in Battle Creek Mi, you can buy lettuce to feed the giraffes safely from the giraffe balcony ๐Ÿ˜‚

  • GPM MIL Post author

    When I was at the zoo I went to see the bears and they were posing for pictures. Then one pushed the other into the water and stood and posed again but fell in itself. This isnโ€™t made up it actually happened ๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Kelsey Post author

    I work at the zoo in my city doing confessions stuff, but we have pandas right now!! So cute!! There's a male and female and then baby twins that are about a year old

  • Jade S Post author

    I hate zoo

  • AnimeWolf56 Post author

    i actually work at a zoo, and it always amazes me just how many people dont realise that these animals can be very dangerous!

  • Emma Clemons Post author

    i went to the zoo one time and i saw my favorate animal a elephant.

  • Kate Fox Post author

    One time i was at the zoo and nobody could see the river otter in it's enclosure so i looked for about 2 minutes and saw it napping inside a hollow log cause it was really hot and sunny

  • Luna TheTuna Post author


  • Natalie Johnston Post author

    I got to pet some wallabies and they were sooo soft and cute

  • A Skeptical Charmander Post author

    RIP harambe

  • Cathy Dixon Post author

    Link cursed !

  • Dragon Landlord Post author

    my brother-in-law got scent marked by a tiger. the tiger was pacing back and forth, you could tell it was agitated, so the idiot stands there and waits. the tiger stopped and sprayed him.

  • maya demon wolf Post author

    Cause when it breeding season they attack males for the love of de female

  • Willow Hop Post author

    Rhett's Wally impression was beautiful art ๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Owen's Reviews & More! Post author

    What does zing dong do?

  • Hey Shaye Post author

    I interned at a zoo, it was amazing

  • Brandon Montgomery Post author

    I started a zoo

  • Kaitlynn Anders Post author

    When I was younger, we went to a zoo and saw some flamingos fighting over a baby duck. They ate it. And proceeded to find more baby ducks that were walking around. We told an employee and they said "oh, yeah. they do that." That's my zoo story. Not a happy zoo story but I wanted to share.

  • that kid kenzie Post author

    I better see one about harambe when I look through these ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Anna From The Island Post author

    Not a zoo, but I went to a temple in Sri Lanka that had a horse on its grounds. I was wearing a shirt with a floral and leaf print. Long story short: the horse thought my shirt leaves were real and bit me really hard on the shoulder. Overall not the best horse encounter ๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Bob Dillan Post author

    Crocodiles become much more aggressive during mating season as they protect their eggs, prob why the guy mentioned that. Or maybe he has experienced something else…

  • Davin Morgan Post author

    3 years later, a guy strips naked and jumps in the shark exhibit at the Ripley's Aquarium in Toronto Canada

  • Chronos Post author

    A python nade freinds with a lizard

  • Kevyn Stone Post author

    I went to the Zoo, I saw the Elephants and an Elephant pressed it's but to the glass.

  • Something Funny Post author

    I want to go to the zoo naked with that girl at the end

  • Malin Larsson Post author

    8:01 please look at Links face when he realised what he said ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Kara Biel Post author

    I don't understand the whole girl who jumped into polarbears enclosure ordeal, they showed her pants when she was getting rescued n they were still on her, but then they showed them torn off in the water???….she wasn't naked so WTF ๐Ÿค”!??…I know it's insignificant but it kinda bugs me.

  • Slaphappy Post author

    I ate a burger at the zoo. DUN DUN DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • Amber Pool Post author

    *nice zoo story…
    One day I was at the zoo watching the adorable little penguins prance around their little habitat. Being Miss Graceful, I dropped my phone while trying to take a picture of the lovely penguin. While reaching down to pick up my phone a man bumps into me and we fall onto the floor. We stand up and shake ourselves off and then at the exact same time look up at each other and BAM electricity. From that moment on we were inseparable. 10 years later we are married with 3 beautiful kids, and he proposed at that very spot he bumped into me at.
    *made up story, but Link said we could make one up for him. I hope it put a smile on his face.

    Side note: I love how the random times Link does make a joke he finds it to be HILARIOUS and has to really work on not laughing so hard at it, meanwhile Rhett has no appreciation for Link's little jokes. Come on man, give your friend the laugh he needs ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Tog Playz Post author


  • Fat_Ogre Post author

    One time when I was at the zoo, a narwhal jumped out at me and broke its horn. I'm ok though :}

  • Betsy Garcia Post author

    โ€œYeah he did. He bit that butt.โ€ LMAO RHETT STOP ๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Lilliempipkins18 Jeremyisawesome18 Post author


  • Daheixiong Post author

    FOO JOE (pronunciation).

  • Daheixiong Post author

    Jung Dong (Pronunciation) – at least learn how to say it man.

  • Tamzen Cat Post author

    Once when I was 5, i was at Como Zoo in Minnesota, and me and my mom where looking at the spider monkeys. We had to leave but I didnโ€™t want to. One spider monkey came to the corner of the glass and we looked at each other. We just sat there looking at each other for a while, before my mom got me to leave with her. The exit was on the other side of the enclosure so we walked away. The spider monkey followed along side me until the glass ran out and he was left there. I still miss that guy. True story.

  • GirlYouDon'tKnow 2295 Post author

    I went to the Washington Zoo and a panda winked at me. ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ˜‰

  • Anna Fed241 Post author

    I have volunteered at the zoo a few years in the summer while Iโ€™m out of school and this year I worked in the Wallaby and Wallaroo enclosure. I was lucky enough to be able to pet them and it was so cute!

  • HammyHamburger3 Post author

    My weirdest zoo story was when I was 38 and decided to jump into a pit full of piranhas while covered in donuts. I was quickly eaten and sadly died later that day.

  • Digital mind Post author

    This is just Multiple stories of Harambe

  • Ethan Wong Post author

    Emperor: โ€œthrow him in the lions pit!โ€
    Assistant: โ€œSir, heโ€™s already in there..โ€

  • 9 tails of silver Post author

    Iโ€™m best friends with a giant blue macaw (same kind as blu from rio)

  • ITZ OSSY Post author

    Pause and go to 11:07
    Ummmmm are you sure your just friends

  • Megan G Post author

    Is that judge Judy in the picture frame or am I seeing things ๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Denise Heninger Post author

    I was confused when I watched your report on the woman who got kicked by the giraffe, because I thought that you said that the Henry Vilas Zoo was in California. I grew up going to that zoo in Madison, Wisconsin. The woman in question was from California, and said that the citation was unfair. Apparently she is an animal lover and would never hurt them.

  • The adventureCats Post author

    I think he means heโ€™s lucky heโ€™s not a father of a human-crocodile hybrid…

  • Samantha Burchett Post author

    I was there when harambe died

  • William Marroquin Post author

    My story: I went to the zoo

  • Brooke Mooty Post author

    Heres a good story. I watched this video.

  • Jose Gomez Post author

    Zing dong used bathroom to do number $2. Next to a tiger in side the zoo.๐Ÿ˜ฎ zing dong not so smart lol

  • Ian Nicely Post author

    People that do that crap deserve to get hurt or die… natural selection

  • No Excuses Post author

    I feel the need to fly to Sweden! DAMNNNNN๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ”ฅ

  • Ash Wilson Post author

    I literally got punched in the nose by a monkey when I was about 5

  • Z06M6B613 Post author

    Is it still a divider if you're both on the same time?

  • Z4LoserZ4 _yea Post author

    Every one that heard links divider joke:……….

    Link: haha

    Link inside his head: ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ข

  • Abigail Rose Post author

    "Lucky for the fella, it wasn't breeding season. links face๐Ÿ˜‚ the zoo keeper has seen unspeakable things…"

  • XAutumnXFlowerX Post author

    the zoo near me is more wheelchair friendly than some hospitals I've been to

  • Joanie Whittemore Post author

    Gahd, Link reminded me SO MUCH of Michael Scott in this episode ๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Delenn Vidican Post author

    A few years ago i heard on the news that a 4 year old kid somehow got into a gorilla enclosure

  • Jay Surge Post author

    The caimen one the reason the zoo keeper said thank goodness it wasn't breeding season is because all crocadilians get very aggressive when it's breeding season sorry for any misstypes

  • Shmoo Boglee Post author

    Harambe lives. The end.

  • eli gogo Post author

    I miss this kind of episodes

  • PolygonStew Post author

    I just looked up Sturgill Simpson, and yeah I heard the rain.

  • diamndz1021 Post author

    I've always loved going to the zoo, but this isn't really a good story at all, and I've been holding a grudge against tigers ever since this happened. It was my family, myself, and some other people looking at the tigers from behind the screen, but one tiger ignorantly enough sprayed the screen from where my mom was standing. Ugh

  • pittkendoka Post author

    this isn't made up.but when i was in elementary school we did a sleepover field trip at the pittsburgh zoo and we got to help feed some of the animals. it was really cool

  • Matt McGovern Post author

    I punched a giraffe and rode a llama

  • Elizabeth Schmidt Post author

    A parrot stole my moms 24 karat gold broach. ๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Sydney Marshall Post author

    Zing Dong became a ding dong.

  • Gaming HQ Post author

    One time I was at Flamingo Gardens (Not a zoo) and there was a bear there that ate some watermelon and a McDonalds Cheeseburger as dessert.

  • Lost Aquarian Post author

    I came for the wet tshirt

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  • Jon Hohensee Post author

    The lion is NOT the king of the jungle. Lions don't live in jungles.

  • Francesanne Trotter Post author

    This is a funny but true story. One day when I was maybe 13 or 14 my family goes to the Reid Park Zoo in Arizona and there's these peacocks you might think how cute it's a peacock but nope these guys have their eggs and I walked a little too close and I'm being chased around the entire Zoo by like seven or eight peacocks and one of them bit my leg or least picked at it I can laugh at this now but it wasn't funny at the time LOL

  • Marybeth Blair Post author

    One time I was peed on by a tiger at the pumpkin patch

  • Aztec Patrick Post author

    he don wan peeple to see his Zang Dong

  • Aiden Hoffman Post author

    In breeding season animals are aggressive

  • Barbara Danley Post author

    It wasn't a zoo but a "safari adventure" type thing. I was there with my nephew and his wife and like 5 year old boy. You could look at animals in enclosures until enough people were there for a bus ride. The enclosures were pretty good, clean and spacious. They had baby tigers, sloths, a giraffe and all the farm animals. I loved it.
    On the bus, a road wound through the grounds and the animals-all kinds of deer, oxen, buffalo (*not bison*), burros and a few antelope would come up to the bus and take food from your hand. My great nephew loved it!

  • Klara Stern Post author

    so…. did he live?

  • Zander Near Post author

    Wanna read a joke then you can My Grandpa has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo

  • Brooke Charity Post author

    Once a chicken pecked me at a zoo. Mostly cuz I was young and kicking at it trying to pet it with my foot! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • _ CJEMM5D _ Post author

    When they said that he climbed into a croc enclosure naked I thought "he's going to lose his junk isn't he"

  • Horse lover Star Post author

    Who else comes back here just for what does zing dong do

  • Derek Post author

    Today I went to the zoo with my daughter and my dad, we had a great time.

  • Becca Hanley Post author

    sept 2019

  • Arcade Kaos Post author

    I bet you she don't like giraffes no more

  • Juna Quill Post author

    Lol that Polar bear video reminded me of the Simpsons, where Carl yells "Oh No, they're biting him, and stealing his pants" xD

    That moron wanted to swim with the Polar Bears, what'd she think was gonna happen? I didn't feel bad for that ;

  • Rose Petals Post author

    Zing dong is a ding dong

  • I am just a mom doing the best I can Post author

    We had real issues with people getting with our polar bear binki here in Alaska. Since he was a cub! He collected clothes and shoes from them too!๐Ÿ˜‚ he has since passed on.

  • Audra Verela Post author

    Zoo story: Florida man- whoops I messed up the story already.

  • UFC fighter Post author

    Haha that story with the one martial artist ๐Ÿ˜‚. You train to fight humans not lions!

  • LogicalMisery Post author

    Why is the lion called the 'King of the Jungle' when it doesn't live in the jungle?

  • StrawHat Renzo Post author

    I saw a giraffe at the zoo

  • Doyoumine Post author

    Evolution isnโ€™t real.

  • Sophia Lewis Post author

    zing-dong was a ding-dong

  • Bluesilva Halo Post author

    I love how Rhett puts his mug down and glances at his clothes 2:29 as if he's questioning his wardrobe choices after Link says he looks like a zookeeper ๐Ÿ˜‚

  • beckicampbell4 Post author

    I did not make this one up I went to the zoo and I was naked I woke up

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