EG’s CEO Nicole unboxes the new Animal Crossing Switch and ranks everything by its “Evilness”

EG’s CEO Nicole unboxes the new Animal Crossing Switch and ranks everything by its “Evilness”

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Hello I’m Nicole with Evil Geniuses and
I am here to remind everyone to stay safe, wash their hands, and game on with
the unboxing of one of my most anticipated products of the year the
Animal Crossing Switch. I don’t think it’s on brand for me to gush over how
cute this is, so instead I will rank everything in terms of Evilness. It’s
adorable the joy cons are mint green and Tiffany blue. I don’t need this one
anymore. So the fact this is coming out on a Thursday night and not a Friday
night is mildly problematic for business continuity but I hired a lot of
people at EG to keep the ship running while I go on an Animal Crossing ship to
build out my own island. These are extra pieces I don’t need these,
I will never replace these joy cons The item is adorable. Switch. And I’m
excited to be reunited with all my favorite NPCs. Oh my goodness so this has Tom Nook and Timmy and Tommy his nephews wait I love this, I just want to play I don’t want to unbox anymore. On the back of the Switch is, oh I didn’t even notice, so on
the back of the Switch is like a little Animal Crossing decor. I’m making a mess
BAM it’s so adorable. I’ve only played the
Gamecube Animal Crossing it was my neighbor’s GameCube that I borrowed for
a weekend and then didn’t return for like two years. I used to listen to all of
kaykai’s music unironically. It’s downloaded. It’s starting. It’s beginning
Oh a lot of people think that Animal
Crossing is a chill and friendly game but there are some evil characters like
myself that have just entered. It’s taking a picture of me. What color are my eyes?
Brown. Done. Stay home, stay safe, play Animal Crossing or watch EG stream. Bye!

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