Gemma with Dwayne Johnson 2 – SNL

Gemma with Dwayne Johnson 2 – SNL

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>>ARE WE REALLY GOING TO GET
WET ON THIS RIDE? I JUST GOT MY HAIR DONE.
>>SWEETIE, CAN YOU JUST TRY TO HAVE A GOOD TIME SINCE IT’S YOUR
BIRTHDAY?>>YOU’RE RIGHT.
TAKING ME TO UNIVERSAL STUDIOS IS AS GOOD AS GOING TO PARIS
AFTER ALL.>>OH, BABE, TWO SEATS IN THIS
ONE! OH, COME ON!
SHAKE A BUTT!>>COMING, BABE.
>>WHOA, IT’S A LITTLE SHAKY. I GOT YOU.
>>OH, MY GOSH.>>YEAH.
>>I’M EXCITED TO SEE REAL DINOSAURS.
>>OH, YEAH, BABE. THEY’RE NOT REAL.
THEY’RE STUFFED. OH, MY GOD, GENE!
LOOK AT THIS. NO FREAKING WAY!
I HAVEN’T SEEN YOU IN, WHAT, LIKE TWO, THREE YEARS?
THAT’S CRAZY, HUH? LAST TIME I SAW YOU, YOU WAS
WITH YOUR WIFE. YOU GUYS BREAK UP?
>>NO. THIS IS HER.
>>OH, WHOA. WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU, HONEY?
>>WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? IS THAT GOOD OR BAD?
>>HEY, YOU REMEMBER GEMMA, HUH?
>>HI, I’M GEMMA. I’M BRITISH.
THIS IS MY PIG PIPSQUEAK. SHE’S BRITISH, TOO.
>>HELLO. OKAY, FOLKS.
WELCOME TO JURASSIC RIVER RAPIDS.
AS A REMINDER, THIS RIDE DOES GET WET.
SO YOU WILL WANT TO SECURE YOUR VALUABLES IN THAT CENTER CONSOLE
RIGHT THERE. AND I’M SORRY, IS THAT A PIG?
>>YEAH, I THINK SO. THIS IS YOUR PIG, RIGHT, BABE?
>>YEAH. IT’S A MINI PIG.
WE DRESS ALIKE.>>OH, GENE, SHE DRESSES LIKE A
PIG. HOW HOT IS THAT, HUH?
YOU ABOUT TO POP THROUGH THOSE BUTTON FLY SHORTS?
>>GENE, YOU’RE NOT GOING TO BUST YOUR NEW SHORTS, ARE YOU?
>>I HOPE NOT.>>JUST DON’T.
>>OKAY, WELL, NO MATTER WHAT I STILL CAN’T LET YOU HAVE ANY
ANIMALS ON THE RIDE. SO I’M GOING TO HAVE TO HOLD HIM
FOR YOU.>>OH, OKAY.
BYE-BYE, PIPS. MOMMY LOVES YOU SO MUCH.
[ BABY TALKING ]>>OH, GENE.
SHE’S TALKING BEDTIME TALK TO THE PIG.
IS YOUR FLY GETTING AS STRAINED AS MINE?
I MEAN, I COULD HEAR MY ZIPPER GO, “WHOA,WHOA!
I CAN’T HOLD! I CAN’T HOLD!”
HEY, GENE, WHAT DO YOUR BUTTONS SOUND LIKE?
>>I DON’T KNOW. MAYBE LIKE, “BOOP.”
>>DOES BOOP MEAN YOUR BUTTON POPPED, GENE?
>>CAREFUL, HE BITES AND KICKS.>>OKAY.
MAKE SURE YOU ARE ALL BUCKLED IN.
AND WATCH OUT FOR THOSE VELOCIRAPTORS.
>>OOH, WE’RE MOVING!>>I KNOW, RIGHT.
HERE WE GO. DINO TIME!
LIKE THAT SKINNY BLACK GUY USED TO SAY.
>>I THINK HE USED TO SAY “DYNO-MITE.”
>>YEAH.>>I’VE GOT A SONG CALLED
“DYNAMITE.”>>OH, YEAH, GEMMA’S A SINGER.
YOU REMEMBER THAT?>>OH, YEAH, I ACTUALLY DO.
YOU HAVE A LOVELY VOICE.>>GENE, DUCK.
>>OH, MY GOD. WHY DID YOU JUST TELL HIM TO
DUCK?>>OH, BECAUSE I DON’T KNOW YOUR
NAME, GIRL.>>WELL, MY NAME —
>>HANG ON. GEMMA WAS ABOUT TO SING.
YOU CAN TELL US AFTER. HEY, GENE, DUCK.
>>WHY?>>OH, YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME
YOUR NAME, I GUESS.>>GIVE ME A BEAT, BABE.
>>YOU GOT IT, BABE. ♪ BOOM BOOM BLAST HEY
BOOM BOOM BLAST HEY ♪ ♪ GOT ALL IN THE CLUB
SHAKIN’ THEIR ASS GIRLS ARE JEL
CAUSE I’M THE BEST ♪ ♪ BUT BOY YOU BETTER RUN
‘CAUSE I’M DANGEROUS ♪ ♪ THAT’S WHY THEY CALL ME
DYNO-MITE I JUST MIGHT
BLOW YOU A WAY ♪ ♪ BOOM BOOM BLAST HEY ♪
>>OH, WOW. THAT WAS REALLY GREAT.
RIGHT, HONEY?>>WELL, I WOULD DANCE TO THAT.
>>HEY, GENE, TELL YOUR FRIEND TO DUCK.
[ SCREAMING ] [ ROARING ]
>>HEY!>>ALL RIGHT, GUYS.
YOU SURVIVED YOUR ADVENTURE. HOPE YOU ENJOYED THE RIDE.
AND BY THE WAY, YOU WEREN’T LYING.
THIS PIG KICKS AND BITES AND IS VERY NASTY.
>>HEY, HEY! DON’T TALK ABOUT GENE’S WIFE
THAT WAY. I’M GONNA KILL THIS GUY.
>>OH, NO, I’M TALKING ABOUT THE PIG.
>>IT’S HIS WIFE, DUDE.>>CAN YOU HELP ME?
I THINK MY SEAT BELT IS STUCK.>>OH, NICE.
YOU GET TO GO TWICE.>>BUT I DON’T WANT TO GO TWICE.
>>CAN YOU JUST HAVE FUN, HONEY?>>BYE, GENE’S WIFE.
WE’LL MISS YA. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

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