How to beat the creatures from Bird Box: You can’t

How to beat the creatures from Bird Box: You can’t

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This video is sponsored by ExpressVPN and I’ll tell you all about them a little bit later on, but for now Let’s turn our attention to Bird Box. And let me tell you, I have never had a more requested video. Originally written by Josh Malerman and later directed by Suzanne Bier, Bird Box quickly became the best thing since sliced bread. The premise of Bird Box is essentially the same as A Quiet Place, except it’s worse in every single way. Mysterious creatures suddenly appear all over the world, and if you look at them, you commit suicide. Bier decided that the creatures would be scarier if you were never able to see them. And I think we can all agree that windy leaves are much scarier than a huge grotesque monster. After much panic and bad decision making, the main character Malorie, her child “Boy”, and the daughter of this lady DO A FLIP make it to a remote community in the forest, which used to be a school for the blind. It appears that Malorie and the two children will live their happily ever after. Normally, this would be the part of the video where I say that I have a much better idea than the protagonist, and that they could have beaten a situation a lot easier if they just did X, Y, or Z. The problem is, there is no way to beat this situation. And when I say that, I don’t mean that the ending shown in Bird Box is the only solution. I’m saying that there is no solution. Malorie and everyone else at the end of the film are not going to survive. The situation in Bird Box is entirely unwinnable for the protagonists. So instead what we’re going to do is we’re going to look at every possible solution for Bird Box, including the school at the end of the film, and I’m going to break down exactly why every single one of those doesn’t work. But before I can do that, we need to explicitly lay out the conditions of the scenario, as well as outline the creatures themselves and what makes them so incredibly hard to beat. That way, everyone will be on the same page, and we can move forward to talk about the solutions or lack thereof. We’ll start off with what is strangely the most difficult part of the film to explain; the location. Location is important, because where the scenario takes place determines what resources are available and what threats our main characters are going to face. A remote location would be near less likely to encounter people, because there’s less population density, but it would also mean less obtainable resources, such as canned goods, bottled water, ammunition, and so forth. The film only mentions where Malorie is just once. “Where are you?” “Don’t answer that.” “Near Pike’s Quarry.” Pike’s Quarry, unfortunately, is a fictional town. However, a series of conversations Malorie has with her sister near the start of the film does give us some hints as to where Pike’s Quarry is located. Her sister is hoping to check out a horse near Sausalito. “So at 3 o’clock, I’m gonna go check out an Arabian stud in Sausalito ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)” “You know, that is a sentence you don’t hear everyday.” Sausalito is a city just north of San Francisco. A hour or two after this scene, the sister gets a call from the foreman she was supposed to meet there. “My phone is in the back seat. It’s probably the foreman wondering where I- Just hold your horses, you know.” *sarcastic laughing* We can therefore infer that Pike’s Quarry is at most several hours away from Sausalito. Mallory’s sister mentions that she lives in Santa Rosa and stopped at Mallory’s on the way to Sausalito So Mallory must also live somewhere in this area throughout the rest of the film characters mentioned Sacramento Stockton and highway 99 as nearby Destinations based on this information Pike’s quarry must lie somewhere in this general area in California but the movie is Determined to make this problem even more complicated because the river scene in Berg box was shot on the Smith River Which is located almost 7 hours away in Northern, California the river in the movie is Also called Smith River and if we compare the map of Pike’s quarry to the map of the real Smith River we can see that with the exception of the fictional town the map of the river in the movie is Identical to the real River we can also see fields market labelled in this shot So the entire film has in fact taking place in Pike’s quarry, even though Pike’s quarry is on the Smith River Which is located very very far away and contradicts the rest of the information that the film has given us So, how do we reconcile this? My proposal is that Pike’s quarry does lie somewhere northeast of San Francisco But so – does the river the Janet Tucker School for the Blind Which is also a fictional place is somewhere near the end of the Smith River If the Janet Tucker School for the Blind is located at rivers end and that river ends just north of San Francisco Then the school must only be a few minutes away from the Pacific Coast Highway the school then isn’t exactly off the beaten path Because it’s just north of one of the most populous regions in the country And it’s also right next to a highway It would be reasonable to conclude that someone using that highway might Accidentally discover the school in terms of prep time Malory first hears about the coming danger only an hour or two before the creatures Overrun the city so she had almost no time to respond to the situation Before she was thrust into it the situation that the film presents then is that Malory is in one of the most densely populated Regions of the country with almost no time to prepare before the creatures descend on the city now let’s talk about the actual creatures and what makes them such a formidable threat as Previously stated if you look at one of the creatures it makes you kill yourself the film implies that the creatures give you visual Hallucinations and show you something so terrible that you have no choice but to take your own life, for example This woman sees her mother right before she commits suicide even though her mother has been dead for 10 years The creatures can also create auditory hallucinations in an attempt to disorient you and make you take your blindfold off Birds are able to sense the creatures presence and freak out whenever they’re nearby But they do nothing to actually deter or repel them the film takes place over five years and there appears to be just as many creatures at the start of the film as there are near at the end so assumedly The creatures either don’t need to eat or at least none of them have starved by this point the most Contentious aspect of the creatures is what their physical dimensions are when Gary betrays everyone in the house and tears off the window covers Olympia is the first to see a creature and Subsequently jumps out a window in a scene that probably isn’t supposed to be funny Olympia is on the second floor of the building and is even laying down at the time which means that if she were to see A creature from this angle. It would need to be at least two storeys tall You can see their enormous stature again in this shot as entire trees get thrown out of the way as the creatures run past their size may explain why they never Enter any buildings because they probably couldn’t fit through the door, but despite their size Would it be possible to reach out and touch one? Probably not. Well, they’re certainly capable of manipulating the world around them We see them bounce the car around when Mallory and friends go to fields market And again, you see them moving trees out of the way in this shot But at no point in the film do they ever physically touch anyone in this shot? It seems as though one actually walks through the little girl in just a little while earlier Mallory shoots one at point-blank range to no effect whatsoever One creature seems to appear on the spot as though it’s been summoned rather than having walked there all of this leads me to believe that the creatures are more like ghosts or Poltergeists they can manipulate the world around them But they don’t occupy any physical space an earlier scene in the movie gives more credence to this theory They go by different names, right? You got world religion mythology. There’s full of mentions of demons or spirit creatures combined This is still pretty shaky evidence however so if you personally Contend that the creatures are physically real and walking around I won’t argue with you one thing we can all agree on Is that whether or not they physically exist they don’t seem interested in touching people Yes They chase people and they certainly act threatening but at no point do they ever attack anyone or attempt to remove anyone’s blindfold they own? Try to convince the person to do so themselves through auditory hallucinations therefore on their own the creatures aren’t Actually a threat to anyone as long as you don’t look at them at worse They can disorient you by making you hear things that aren’t there So then what makes them so incredibly hard to beat I’ll tell you all about it after this message from our sponsor expressvpn If you don’t already know a virtual private network is a tool you can use to hide your IP Address and Internet activity from those who would like to steal your sensitive data such as your credit card information But with the use of expressvpn your online identity and internet traffic are encrypted and totally anonymous Here’s three reasons why I personally like using expressvpn Number one every single server has peer-to-peer network compatibility number two as a Canadian I can’t access some of the premier content offered on streaming services such as Netflix which are available only to American users But with expressvpn, I just need to connect to an American server and these services then recognize me as an American lastly and most importantly Expressvpn is flippin quick boy other VPNs I’ve used are so slow that I would only use them when I really needed to but with expressvpn the speed difference is so negligible that I just leave it on all the time Express VPN is less than $7 a month with a 30-day money-back guarantee take back your internet privacy today and find out how you can get an extra three months for free by clicking the link in the description box expressvpn Dot-com film Harold take back your privacy with expressvpn so what makes these creatures so unbeatable the real problem that the Protagonists must contend with is not the creatures themselves But the crazy people determined to remove the blindfolds of anyone they come across these people having seen the creatures do not commit suicide but instead search out those who haven’t looked yet in an attempt to make them see they wanted to see They were happy And they said Everyone needed to see in that sense. They’re kind of like Mormons except they’re spreading the gospel of horrifying suicide monsters Hello My name is elder price and I would like to share with you a cleansed world It’s a fire of death to McQuade walk even over all The crazy people are identifiable by the strange patterns in their eyes, but other than that They’re hard to distinguish from anyone else Geary exploits this to great effect when he infiltrates the group managing to kill the remaining Housemates except for Malory and Tom until he picks his moment to attack the group Gary seems completely normal In fact all the crazy people seem completely normal until they try to kill you Twelve seconds later Boy That escalated quickly speaking of killing you while the crazy people seem very motivated to make people see the creatures That doesn’t stop them from just killing people outright first of all They are Aware that making people see the creatures will kill them because they state in multiple times that the creatures are here to cleanse the world Secondly there are instances where they attack people intending to kill them without taking off their blindfolds so you didn’t get to see They are armed organized and actively looking for anyone who hasn’t seen the creatures but determining how much of a threat these crazy people are is entirely dependent on how many of them are in the area the film gives Just two qualifying statements for who can see the creatures without committing suicide Hit the supermarket with me where to the seafood department. He’s been a prisoner and he’s a bit crazy, but everything was fine until They broke in We just don’t break into people’s homes This psychos these psychos from Northwood It’s a mental institution for the criminally insane from these two statements We can conclude that only the criminally insane are susceptible to the creatures Ordering to the California Department of State hospitals 2018 annual report. There are approximately 7,000 patients within the forensic hospital system at any given moment Most of these are centralized in the LA area, but 18.1 percent of that 7,000 are committed in Sacramento San Francisco Alameda and Santa Clara counties making for a total of twelve hundred and sixty seven Individuals nearby the proposed location of pikes quarry as well as the Janet Tucker School for the Blind There’s no guarantee that they’ll stay in this area. But there’s also no guarantee that the other 5700 of them won’t head north over five years past from the initial incident to when Mallory and the children arrived at the school meaning that these 7,000 could travel quite a distance In that time frame as they’re able to drive cars and I want to stress this one more time They can see where they’re going. They’re armed. They’re organized and they’re actively searching for anyone who hasn’t looked yet They also have unlimited resources available to them. There’s nothing stopping them from strolling up to an active military Installation such as camp parks or ISC Alameda both located in the San Francisco area and taking several tanks out for a joyride This is why the scenario and vert box is impossible to beat the thousands of crazy people hunting for the remaining survivors have firepower Transportation and time on their hands not to mention the gift of sight but to play devil’s advocate with myself Let’s run through all the possible solutions for bird box to see specifically why each one doesn’t work including the school for the blind This is a heart No, Melanie shot the creatures at point-blank range, and it had no effect whatsoever If there is a way to kill them we have no idea what that is and even if you could kill them with conventional weapons You’ll have a finite supply of bullets before you run out and have to scavenge for more which puts you at great risk of running Into the crazy people. I guess you could wave a machete at them or something I mean it’s worth a shot but previous experience indicates that it probably won’t work The news mentions that the creatures have reached Alaska in mere hours later they’re already in, California Even if she immediately got in her car and tried to escape the gist of the film is that the entire world is quickly overrun And at this point in the film Melanie isn’t even sure what she’s running from if she attempted to escape by driving She most likely would have seen one of the creatures along the way and would have perished if Mallory had perfect information And knew what she was up against and when the creatures were due to arrive once she hears the news report She should jump in her car and drive east into the Sierra Nevada mountain range from the proposed location of pikes quarry She could make it to the Icehouse campground in just under two hours That would get her there before the creatures show up and it would keep her safe from the crazy people as they’re unlikely to find Her anytime soon in such a huge in remote area without the threat of the crazy people The creatures themselves are more annoying than they are threatening But it would also mean she would have no food or other Resources to survive on and no way to easily collect them once she’s in the forests and wearing a blindfold. This is a hypothetical Best-case scenario and her chances of survival are still incredibly tiny The fact is she does not start with perfect Information and would have no idea that driving east is the best thing to do given the constraints of the situation Escape is impossible In my opinion this is actually the best possible solution and it’s one that’s briefly described in the book as well if you’re blind Theoretically the creatures should just leave you alone There is a small possibility That the crazy people won’t bother you either since they seem determined to make people see the creatures. So maybe they’ll leave you alone If you can’t see them anyways, however They do talk about cleansing the world and we’ve seen them kill people Without getting them to see so I would say that blinding yourself is very very risky if I were in this situation I would say why don’t you give that a shot and you let me know how that works out for you I’ll be over here not blinding myself Last but not least we get to the film solution the school apparently it’s a remote building housing dozens of people They’re armed. They have some kind of food supply They have a warning system due to the birds and they have a secure facility But as we already discussed the main problem is in the creatures themselves It’s the crazy people the facility may be secure but it still has a road leading to it and the proposed Location of the school is extremely close to highway 99 just north of San Francisco There are thousands of crazy people wandering the area actively looking for people the question isn’t if they find a school it’s when and once they find the school they have unlimited time and resources to figure out how to breach the building by force There are two military bases in San Francisco housing all kinds of weapons and explosive devices They could even just find a semi-truck and RAM a hole into the building In fact, they don’t even need to take the school by force. We’ve already seen that they’re capable of infiltrating groups of people Yes, the school is checking to make sure that they don’t have strange textures in their eyes But nothing is stopping them from wearing contact lenses They could just pull a Robert Downey junior who was a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude I think it would be reasonable to say that the school could survive for years even decades after Melanie and the children arrived But it’s only a matter of time before the crazy people find them and then all hope is lost But if you disagree if you think that you have the magic answer to beat bird bugs Please let us all know about it in the car It is your civic duty to protect your fellow humans from fictional apocalypse scenarios a big Thank you to all my patrons and if you want to be as cool as them Head on over to patreon comm slash film Herald. Thanks for watching and until next time this has been the film Herald

100 thoughts on “How to beat the creatures from Bird Box: You can’t

  • AwayAtKeyboard Post author

    "And I think we can all agree that windy leaves are much scarier than a huge, grotesque monster"

    this but unironically

  • Brandon healy Post author

    This probably wont-work and you guys are probly gonna tell me it won't so I'm just gonna say it anyways you could use either heat or you could use maybe like a giant vacuum It can suck in air

  • Boris Smirnov Post author

    the creatures seem like they are sort of like wind so JUST GET A FUCKIN VACUM!!!

  • Ethan Harris Post author

    How to beat the monsters

    Stare at the sun for, like, ever
    Bling ur self, bruh

  • Ethan Harris Post author

    Anyone seen the actual movie and is triggered by the fact that he calls her ‘Melanie’ when her name is ‘Mallory’

  • Dat Greedy Mouse Post author

    Wait, you mean all the crazies knows how to operate a tank!?!

  • Alex Hurd Post author

    Take to the sky and build a base on water

  • VanePane 04 Post author

    Me: jeez, just go to space duh
    Other me: Oh wait, the moment they get curious and look at it, they're dead….

    YUP WE'RE DEAD!!

  • VanePane 04 Post author

    Step 1: go crazy
    Step 2: there isn't one cause your dead either way

  • VanePane 04 Post author

    Ever heard of that one kid that's blind and has eco location? Yeah, I'm jealous

  • The Gollberg Post author

    Get lucky and outlast the crazies. Basically 70 years max. Get to a place like the school and invest in defenses, quite protection and renewable resources as to fight off the crazies. You can have kids but the crazies can’t as their kids would die like normal people., plus they are there to “cleanse” not procreate. If you can pull it off with a group like the school you will only have the monsters to deal with, which basically means blinding the populace thereby after will be total success as your children won’t have the crazies to deal with nor the monsters anymore.(drops mic) seriously tho. It’s possible

  • Preston Vlogs Post author

    Be criminally insane then you'll be immune and if your able to see but don't see it as a gift that's a good way to live and for the other guys we've seen the immune people kill entire groups by them selves and Tom a normal dude killed all of them by himself so you should be good to go just grab a tank

  • Mario kart player 200 Post author

    Just be a toddler

  • Kristin Correa Post author

    Use a leaf blower

  • Solar Post author

    @3:00 brazzers logo xD

  • Beyond Human Post author

    you could fly during the day and sleep on a roof so the crazy people cant get to you, food is a matter of sneaking around

  • Erin DeBaun Post author

    how to beat bird bow
    step 1: get gun
    step 2: get as many people as can
    step 3: go to army base and kill everyone
    step 4: all the people die and we all bring more people

  • Erin DeBaun Post author

    step 4: we make more people rebuild a army

  • Awkward Ellie Post author

    Move to mars 🙂

  • Chad Witty Post author

    use a heat vision camera then plug that camera into your phone while your using vr goggles. you wont see things very well but youll be able to see crazy and it'll help guide you through places

  • Star Lord Post author

    1. Make everyone blind
    2. Train all the blind
    3. Use echo location or anything to track anything near you
    4. Wear contact lens and arm with a lot of weapon

  • Gold Ambler Post author

    Put a pumpkin on your head

  • B M Post author

    Read the thumbnail too quick and thought this was a video on how to beat box….

  • Vincent Tnecniv Post author

    I hate how he doesn’t acknowledge the fact that when they say they’re near pikes quarry it’s been literal years since they last said they were near Sacramento. Theres a pretty good chance they moved north to escape the crazy people

  • TheBest Berserker Post author

    step 1: keep a bird in a small cage on your belt, now you have a warning when the creature is nearby.
    step 2: when the creature is nearby, the bird will go nuts so then put your blindfold on.
    step 3: once the bird calms down remove your blindfold and go on with whatever you're doing.

  • Just sayin Post author

    hmmm just wear a Super dark sun glass? and some headset and you good?

  • Slayer Flakes Post author

    Just commit dab

  • Amazens Jr Post author

    Anyone else see the brazzers sponsor

  • Emmy Fordyce Post author

    I don’t know if you took the duration between the location information given. Cause from what I remember main girl and love interest had been on the move for a while, hadn’t they? And they are close to a coast, which would be easier to follow to where they were at the end. It had been a good few years after her and him were the only ones left at that house, because of the age of the kids.

  • yueshijoorya Post author

    Or maybe we look at this the wrong way. Maybe people choose suicide after witnessing the creatures, because they're angels holding up a sign that reads "God accepts everyone into Heaven. Leave this material world behind".

  • Jason Post author

    Ok be a botanist and fly to mars easy

  • G Teo Post author

    Keep experimenting till you find a filter that block out the creatures while still being able to see. Infrared, UV, polarized, color shifted, etc. Once found develop glasses or goggles. Kill all the crazies, determine the properties of the creatures, find a weakness, kill the fuckers.

  • Sobree Post author

    How to make a good comment:
    Step 1: ur suicidal
    Step 2: gay
    Step 3: reverse card
    Step 4: u is also insane
    Step 5: too many steps u lose

  • OmniCard 12 Post author

    How to beat bird box:
    Step 1: Look at the monster
    Step 2: Pull a UNO reverse card from your pocket
    Step 3: Profit

  • Robert Ionel Post author

    How to beat birdbox: Suicide

  • Budder bro 003 Post author

    Those blind people who use echolocation have would win this war

  • Fired Blaze Post author

    1.go to Mars

  • TonyT2i Post author

    just use a Big Fan

  • Kawaii Rainbows Post author

    This will work, Stay in the highest top of burj khalifa and chop of the half of the building,use black magic to float,And trap a million birds in cages,stack the cages outside(floating) you have all your supplies,

    Well too bad black magic isn’t real 😛

  • Will Maddocks Post author

    Underground base?

  • Ami BRIT Post author

    When he mentioned rdj I made the weirdest sound I love him sm

  • Fluffy & Dreams Post author

    How To Survive Bird Box

    Be The Camera Man.

  • OmegaTheG Post author

    Bird docks😏😏😏😏

  • Shakil Warsalee Post author

    lol @ that cheeky brazzers tag

  • Boneless Pizza Post author

    ok so i have a theory. if you watched the movie Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children you'll know that the monsters are one VERY TALL and for most of the people there are in fact INVISIBLE so some of the people in bird box that could see them without killing themselves were kind of just like the boy but insane. so what if the monsters in bird box are the same ones as in the moive Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children?!?!?!?!?

  • Mathew Wine Post author

    live underground

  • h Post author

    What about blinding yourself (or not) and living underground? It hasn’t been specified that the creatures can go underground and the crazy people couldn’t find/get to you there.

  • Brooklyn Post author

    0:56 "DO A FLIP!"
    story of my life.

  • The Red Knight Post author

    How to beat bird box:
    Step 1: be criminally insane

  • Laja greg Post author

    put a mirror infront of you and use it as a blind fold so the creautures kill themselfs

  • Fukurouyoujo Post author

    But, they still might leaving the school alone, because they aren't interested in blind people.

  • John Men Post author

    Just live under ground the crazy people will be too busy looking above ground so they won’t be looking for bunkers and if it’s big enough you could start a farm he monsters won’t be able to get down there you could create a new civilization underground

  • Pusheenfan9HDMI4k Post author

    How to win against monster: give Sans a call, he will probably deal with the monsters in no time!

  • Neely players Post author

    Me: oh ok I will get express VPN
    It’s only 7$ per…
    Me: NOT FREE? NEVERMIND

  • Dylan Lambert Post author

    No one:

    Absolutely no one:

    Person looks at monster: I am going to Kermit suicide

  • Green _ Post author

    Can they go to mars

  • Young Boi Flexer 2.013 Post author

    8:04 that is ture

  • Coolcoolguy65 Post author

    10:21 lol you mean members of the church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints

  • Mr Brooklyn Post author

    I believe in the books there are actually much fewer crazy people than represented in the movie. Unfortunately in the books the monsters are able to get in to homes and try to remove the blindfolds.

  • Savage Solly Boi Post author

    The best thing would be to intentionally make yourself insane so you could become part of the people who could see, then you would be “safe” until the monsters dispose of all of the seeing people

  • Pandai Chan Post author

    what about living underground and a underground farm

  • albert llubit Post author

    Buy a Submarine and live under the deep blue sea.😂

  • Forgiven Gaming Post author

    11:05 am i the only one who laghed at this

    2019

  • SloanmanXGaming Post author

    I know I'm really late to the party, but I think the creatures could be possesser ghosts.

  • kyle flora Post author

    this entire video, including the lousy innocent drawings, scared the living shit out of me

  • CrazyScience Post author

    Kill crazy poeple works

  • Baddie B Post author

    the tanks took me tf out

  • Maha Ikram Post author

    Step 1: Be blind
    Step 2: Be an earth bender like Toph
    Step 3: Use your earthbending to navigate the world and beat up any of the crazy people who try to kill you

  • Johannes Mojela Post author

    at 3:00 it display 'BRAZZERS' on the bottom right corner of the screen … is that the safe house?

  • Cami Fischer Post author

    the birds work for the bourgeoisie

  • Keeley Swift Post author

    i would blind myself and then act like i’m on of the crazy people so they would leave me alone problem solved imma genius

  • valencia helena Post author

    "just taking my chainsaw out for a walk"

  • Kabegami The Great Post author

    Finally a title thats honest.

    No "can u beat mario odyssey without jumping?" and then the guy in the video says no a third into the video.

  • Zab Jacob Post author

    About their physical form:
    they can be made of some very low density material, that would explain why they have shadow, are big, cant be touched and have some influence in the world. Like some kind of smoke

  • Tales From the Pipes Post author

    To me, not showing the monster only works in the first viewing, generally speaking. The reason why it gets to me is because it puts me on edge wondering when I'm going to see it and how scary it's going to look. If I watch the movie all the way through and confirm that I never see the monster, that anticipation is gone and a significant part of the horror viewing experience is permanently removed from subsequent viewings.

    It can still be a good decision not to show the monster, especially if it's meant to be more of a cerebral horror than a creature feature like Bird Box was supposed to be, but for the specific purpose of upping the fear because supposedly a viewer's own imagination can scare them better than a movie can, I don't agree with the whole shtick.

  • Nursium Z Post author

    How to beat birdbox:
    Go criminally insane

  • VIRGINIA galarza Post author

    How to beat birdbox
    1.be the Quiet kid in class
    2.profit

  • Logan Maldonado Post author

    Maybe they could drive and move to the next country or town and you could b away from the monster

  • SnipeyCat Post author

    live at sea , catch fish and distill water

  • Zero zone Post author

    Just switch to Peaceful Mode its not that hard..

  • Maria Blumenfee Post author

    What about crazy criminals who are blind?

  • THAT RANDOM MEME MAN Post author

    Be one of the crazy people

  • Hata no Kokoro Post author

    Just blow up the planet or something.

  • Jason Wilson Post author

    Get on a yacht and prepare to bump into Kevin Costner, it's waterworld now baby!

    No indication these things move over water and even the crazy people won't find you out there. Just make sure to grab a couple of rods and some means of boiling water.

  • Lynnii Post author

    I love these how to survive vids! Ever think about doing one for It?

  • Kean GT Post author

    Step One:Call Felix from Pewdiepie
    Step Two:Wait Felix pet the creature
    Step Three:Wait and the creature will die

  • Christian Jesus Rebotica Post author

    Tips on how to beat BirdBox:

    Step1: Go outside
    Step2: Look at the windy leaves
    Step3: Show uno reverse card

    Done.

  • WarDevilMike Post author

    Gather the infinity stones….

  • Kevin Zhou Post author

    Become criminally insane.

  • DarkDivideGaming Post author

    Stay in a a little box

  • UnitedEarthEmpire Post author

    If those monsters are some kind of spirit/energy we should be able to counter it with the same thing…

  • john carlos carbajal Post author

    To bet the bird box u need daredevil

  • LuckyKat9 Post author

    be a blind exorcist?

  • Broccoli Boi Post author

    JOKES ON YOU IM MENTALLY UNSTABLE SO I CAN SURVIVE QWQ

    Wait-

  • TikTokThot lol Post author

    bird box was actually the worst movie ever

  • Scrubbutt Post author

    Wear VR goggles that displays a go pro on top of your head

  • LEE WOOSEOK Post author

    What about a mirror mask lmao, the creature going to be looking at itself?

  • Cyber Punk Post author

    but have they seen the glorious nuclear mushroom cloud???

  • Mafia Studios Post author

    Play Friday by Rebecca Black to make the spirits suicidal

  • Mafia Studios Post author

    Me: I’m killing myself before you do!
    Spirit: Thomas has never seen such bullshit before

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