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Just once, I’d like to get out of LaGuardia on time. Well, you know the only way to get out of LaGuardia on time? Yeah, whats that? Fly out of JFK! Huh, funny… Take off fuel quantity verify. 19,000 pounds required, we’ve got 21,048 on board. 19,000 pounds required, we’ve got 21,048 on board. Radio:

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Edward? -Hi! -Susan… Hi! Great to see you! You look beautiful. As always. Do you know that you were my first crush? You were my first crush too. Don’t do this. He’s too weak for you. The things you love about him now are the things you’ll hate. I really wanted to be this person

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There was me. There was Diesel and there was Mad Dog. We all did our piece at different times. and I was the last to come out. Once you are in, staying out is all but impossible. That’s him. Hey, bro, look at this. This ain’t no cop car. These chaps decided to throw me

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*Intro* *Cat hissing and meowing aggressively* Mrowh! Mow mow mow Mrowh! *Vacuum turns on* *Vacuum sucking in cat* *Cat meowing fearfully* SMASH! SMASH! *Vacuum sucking up bat* *SMASH 5 times* *Cat coughing* SMASH! *Wire whips as it is pulled* *Hits wall* *Cat runs as he get scared of the wire* *Curious cat* *Wire clicks* *Cat

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Do you ever feel like your life has turned into something you never intended? I’m worried about you. Are you sleeping? You scared me the last time we talked. You know me. I never sleep. My ex-husband used to call me a nocturnal animal. I didn’t know you had an ex-husband. I’ve been thinking about

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*heavy panting* *Knocks on door loudly* [Red] Ta-da! *Timothy Screams* [Red] No! No! No! No! *Red singing* Happy hatch day to you *Horribly Singing* Happy hatch day dear Timothy, wheat allergy, doesn’t like clowns *Singing stops* [Red] Oh boy. *Singing Continues* Happy hatch day to you! *Timothy Screams loudly* [Red] That’s me, Red. Ever since

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A cop died past A cop ! peel him off, peel him off !! shut up. Answer my questions, so this doesn’t come back to bite us. You remember your uncles, don’t you Jay ? Hey Kid seems fine but, it’s not a great time to have him around. What’s the matter my baby boy?

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amani Watch me watch [me]. Ooh watch me watch me. Ooh watch me watch me, ooh Tank Don’t do it. Oh Wow Hearts In your hand you want some more said Go hmM. Did you drop [dropped]? This officially is the latest on on the planet [what] do I [do]? [laughs] [oh] shut up, or

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