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Animal Cell. Watch out. Risky road ahead. The Animal cell is surrounded by a semi-permeable cell membrane. The cell membrane allows only specific materials to move in and out of the cell. Let me get inside. Sorry buddy, Humans are not allowed – Animal cell Team. Please let me get inside. The police is chasing

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*Quack* [epic music starts] [Silence] [Cave Story OST plays quietly in the background] [epic music continues] [music fades out] *Demonic chanting* *PWEW* [epic music continues] [the silence of space] [cacophony of rocks breaking and various Half-Life 2 sound effects] You know I’m going to kick ass next movie, right? *Wilhelm Scream* [epic music continues] *whistling*

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Let’s go to the zoo And stomp like the elephants do Let’s go to the zoo And stomp like the elephants do Jump like kangaroos! Let’s go to the zoo And jump like the kangaroos do Let’s go to the zoo And jump like the kangaroos do Swing like monkeys! Let’s go to the zoo

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Hey! Watch out! Bear! Why are you not sleeping? Who’s been walking here? Aah! A bunny! Bunny! Bunny! Bunny! Bunny! Bunny! Bear! And who’s been walking here? It was a crocodile? Aah! It’s a wolf! There is a wolf over there! Let’s run! To look at the wolf! Don’t forget the snowball! Oh, wow! OK,

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This is the male suburb bird-of-paradise. While he might not look all that suburb at first glance, he’s capable of one of the most jaw-dropping transformations which is unrivaled even among the other shape-shifting birds-of-paradise. People who’ve seen this display have called it everything from a space alien to my personal favorite, a psychedelic smiley

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It’s AumSum Time. Why don’t birds get electrocuted on power cables? Because they wear shock proof shoes. No. Electricity is the flow of electrons through conductors. It always takes the easiest route. That is, electricity always flows through a path of least resistance. Now, power cables through which electricity flows are made of copper. Copper

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Lucas: Look what I found! (gasp) Lucas: I found another! I keep finding these eggs everywhere. I think they’re lost. I’m gonna give them a home where they’re nice and warm. Bzzz: Look! I found a lost egg too! It’s heavy. Phew… Lucas: That’s a funny looking egg. Both: Ahh! Lucas: That scared me a

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I remember I was at my stepdads house for my little sister’s father’s side of the family and I was watching TV with my stuffed cousins. Two young girls I’m the eldest boy. Time passes and the two girls have left and I’m left alone with the eldest boy…watching TV while the adults are outside

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*Intro* Hey, hi, uh, welcome back to more things that annoy me. People taking the elevator to the 2nd floor *ting* I am a very healthy and capable man, and I’m not carrying anything. *pip* Ahh, excuse me. Ah, is there any more room for lil old me? ‘Fraid not ma’am. Sooorrry! People who arrive

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(hypnotic flute music) (audience laughing) – My daughter has made my depression way more creative. Because before my daughter, my depression was just like hey, you know, everything you do is going to end in annihilation and entropy so what’s the point? I’m like shit, you’re right. You win again depression. (audience laughing loudly) But

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