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Welcome back to 300 with BABY PENGUINS. These little emperor bastards are trying to make it to the ocean, but a nearby PETRYL is like, “Nah. I wanna feast on your moist bird flesh.” The penguins panic, this little one with stumpy legs trips and that’s all the petryl needs. He swoops in, and tries

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Claws. Scales. Horns. Teeth. Lots of animals are equipped to look, and act, downright terrifying. But a lot of the time, these appearances are deceiving. And they’re deceiving on purpose! Defense mechanisms exist, after all, to help animals evade predators when they really don’t have much else going for them. If you’re the kind of

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Yeah, this bloke is crossing the road to go get the newspaper here comes the local cow How about a fucking lift mate this cow is starting a new transportation business and he’s looking for customers He is sick of tuk tuks having a monopoly on this town fair enough this hippo is like hi.

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Barbie – The Lost Puppy I can’t believe we’ve got more homework! I know! Can’t Miss Jenna give us a night off? Oh well, hopefully it won’t… (Dog barking) What a cute puppy! (Dog barking) Here puppy! Come on (Puppy panting) Ohhh! He’s so friendly I wonder where his owner is? Yeah…it looks like he

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In Australia we’ve got deadly animals a plenty We’ve got Funnel-web Spiders who’ll murder you and your family. Under every second rock is a Red Back Spider And they’ll kill you just cuz, I dunno, they’re bored or whatever. We’ve got invisible Brown Snakes – who’ll bite you on the foot – And you’ll be

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Welcome to animals helping each other out of bloody dodgy situations. This leopard is munching on an antelope when suddenly it runs off because of the baboons. The’re like “Leave Jill alone, she’s a fucken top sheila you dickhead”. Jill is understandably having a panic attack after almost becoming a happy meal. She’s good though.

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Barbie – The Missing Santa Letter Some American Girl doll clothes… American Girl doll clothes… Oooh! Shopkins! Shopkins… Would you guys stop copying me! Ok, fine… It just that we can’t think of any more toys to put on our Santa list How many have you asked for? About thirty or forty What?! What else…?

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Barbie – We Forgot About Tommy! Thank you so much for letting us see our old house You’re so welcome! What do you think of the place? It hasn’t changed a bit I know It’s like we’ve never left here Mummy! I just see my old bedroom! Do you remember it? Oh yes! But it

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Barbie – New Year Promises (Bang!) (Bang!) Wow! (Bang!) They so pretty! I can’t believe it Another year already! Time sure does fly (Bang!) (Bang!) Wow! Hey! Does anyone want to play my new Ben 10 game with me? The one you got for Christmas? Yeah, this one! Maybe later Ken Oh… You know what

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Barbie – Surfing with Stacie Great! Now everyone’s got a surfboard but me! Well maybe you should save up your money like Stacie did That really is a nice surfboard Stacie! Congratulations! Thanks Barbie! I can’t wait to try it out! Now I just need to know… How to surf? What? You don’t know how

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