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Good morning, Hank, it’s Wednesday. Great top ten list on Monday; today, it’s time for my top ten list: Top Ten Animal Power Moves! …God, I love power moves. Power move number ten belongs to the Bombardier beetle. Hank, when the Bombardier beetle is threatened, it turns around and sprays boiling hot acid out of

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Here’s ammo. See all those crabs? Bunch of crabs hanging out. So we went downtown, picked up a slingshot for three bucks, it’s like, honestly, like one of the crappiest slingshots I’ve ever seen [Erin] What? It’s attached by rubber bands right here! Okay? And then like, look at the, look at the elastic on

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– You know, she’s not always in working mode. Who’s the best dog! And the wettest. Soggy doggy! (laughing) (upbeat music) – This is gonna be a rainy day. – It is a rainy day, but the rain is leaving. You wanna tell us, tell, blegh, say where we are, babe? – We are at

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Good morning… WORLD It’s a Saturday morning. We have friends coming over soon and we’re going to have a meal here and then go to the BEACH. And Jun is making me a smoothie right now. I was letting the Roomba clean the floor but I’m gonna send the Roomba home and then just finish

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Barbie – Surfing with Stacie Great! Now everyone’s got a surfboard but me! Well maybe you should save up your money like Stacie did That really is a nice surfboard Stacie! Congratulations! Thanks Barbie! I can’t wait to try it out! Now I just need to know… How to surf? What? You don’t know how

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(dramatic music) – Moon! (upbeat music) – So you guys just seem to love it when I bury myself alive. I don’t know why, but it’s cool being buried alive. (laughs) What the hell am I talking about? Been buried alive twice. First time under normal ground, second time under water. This time I’m gonna

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[horrific metal screeching] Onions! ONIONS? WAFFLES! [angry car] [loud car yelling] DRAAAAAGON! You there! Ogre! Bye-bye! Sir Shrek, I pray that you take this favor Bye-bye! Sir Shrek, Bye-bye! [time fwoop] WHAT ARE YOU DOING [chomp] Can I at LEAST NO! GAAAH! Shronkey?

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This is the story about how my pet lobster has changed my life. I know it sounds absurd, all the parts of it, but believe me or not. Let me tell you how this happened from the very beginning. To start with, I’m Tony and I am kinda agoraphobic, which means I don’t feel comfortable

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Hi all, welcome to our new vlog. Hi! Today is Saturday, which means there is a lot of events everywhere. But we’re not going anywhere. Because we’re sitting 2 other dogs. We are sitting one older fur girl – Roxy and one energetic young boy – Havoc. They don’t go together very well. We’ve been

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