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– [Nathan] Welcome to Drawfee where we take dumb ideas. – [Julia] And make even dumber drawings. – I’m Nathan. – I’m Julia. – I’m Jacobus Andrewsicus. That’s my scientific name. – [Nathan] That’s Jacob’s, that’s how you, – [Jacob] That’s how I was classified. – [Nathan] Yeah, the scientists that discovered Jacob were –

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# Don’t know much biology ## Don’t know much about a science book ## Don’t know much about the French I took ## But I do know that I love you ## And I know that if you love me too ## What a wonderful world this would be ## La ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta ## History #

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Looks like I missed something.[Boon] Yeah, you did.We’re all officially kicked out of school.Wormer just got our grades.[Otter] They kicked us out of school?Huh! That makes sense. Hey! What’s this lyin’-around shit? What the hell are we supposed to do, you moron? War’s over, man. Wormer dropped the big one. What? Over? Did you say

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How you doing today? I’m good. Good. Are you new? I am new. How’s it going? It’s going pretty good. [ Laughs ] Been here four days. Oh, all right. Yeah. [ Beeping ] This one’s… You got avocados here. All right. [ Beeping ] Oh. Sorry. Hold on. Let me try that again. [

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– Aww. Oh, a big stretch! – Look at your face– ahh! – Wowwww! – Oh, man. It’s cookies and cream? – Okay, I love this. – Aww, man! – Labiiiib! ♪ (upbeat intro) ♪ – (FBE) Today, you’ll be competing in another Try Not to Touch Challenge. – Oh, god! I don’t think you’ve

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In Australia we’ve got deadly animals a plenty We’ve got Funnel-web Spiders who’ll murder you and your family. Under every second rock is a Red Back Spider And they’ll kill you just cuz, I dunno, they’re bored or whatever. We’ve got invisible Brown Snakes – who’ll bite you on the foot – And you’ll be

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Where are the other two? Stratton and Schoenstein? We looked everywhere, sir, but… Never mind. It doesn’t matter. You gentlemen seen your midterm grades yet? – Oh, they’re not posted yet, sir. – I’ve seen them. Mr. Kroger, two C’s, two D’s and an “F.” That’s a 1.2 grade average. Congratulations, Kroger. You’re at the

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(Ukelele playing) [SUNG] I don’t wanna drive a fancy car today… I don’t wanna ride in a red corvette. I don’t wanna jog my Saturday away… But I don’t wanna go home yet. Today is not the day to jump out of a plane… I don’t wanna parasail or play roulette. I don’t wanna risk

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OUR NEXT GUEST IS A — >>ANIMALS!>>Jimmy: IS A ZOOLOGIST WITH A LOVE FOR DANGEROUS BEASTS. HIS NEW SHOW ON FACEBOOK WATCH IS CALLED “ANIMAL BITES WITH DAVE SALMONI.” FROM ANIMAL PLANET, PLEASE WELCOME DAVE SALMONI.>>HOW ARE YOU? I’D SHAKE YOUR HAND BUT IT’S PROBABLY NOT A GREAT IDEA.>>HOW WITH YOU.>>GOOD, DAVE. I’M BEING RUDE

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