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good afternoon ladies and gentlemen this is your captain speaking. I am turning on the fasten seatbelt sign. We will be experiencing some light turbulence in a minute, nothing major, actually i’m a dog and i have no idea how to fly this plane- so we’re all gonna die. in the meantime the flight attendants

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From the moment they’re born Give them the love That helps them on their way. Talk. Read. Sing. Watch their little brains grow It changes everything. Talk to your baby, from your heart. Read them a book, it’s very smart. Sing them a song, it’s a wonderful start. Do it every day Help them on

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Are you on fire? I’m not. I used to be… … until I discovered Water. Created by real doctors in a Swiss laboratory… … Water is specially formulated to stop fire in its tracks. Here’s how it works. When you’re on fire, your face and hair are BURNING. A combustion reaction between your skin and

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Chuck Norris! [click] [Angry Birds music] [click] [pigs oinking] [breaks slingshot] [power charge sound] [screams] [pigs oinking] [touches wall] [explosion] [fire cracking] [laughs] [8-bit music] -CHUCK NORRIS!

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[ball hits court] [Larry Bird] What’s in the bag? [Michael Jordan] Lunch. Big Mac, fries. [Bird] Play you for it. [Jordan] You and me? For my Big Mac? [Bird] First one to miss watches the winner eat. ♪♪ [rock] [Bird] No. Dunking. [Jordan laughs] [swish] [Jordan] Get in there! [swish] [swish] [swish] [Bird?] Get in

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