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(vehicle braking) (upbeat instrumental music) – I’m Coyote Peterson. Have you ever seen a turtle crossing the road? You stop your car and jump out and you say to yourself, “How do I help this guy get to the other side?” Stay tuned, ’cause I’m about to show ya! (thunderous instrumental music) (roaring) – Welcome

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[horrific metal screeching] Onions! ONIONS? WAFFLES! [angry car] [loud car yelling] DRAAAAAGON! You there! Ogre! Bye-bye! Sir Shrek, I pray that you take this favor Bye-bye! Sir Shrek, Bye-bye! [time fwoop] WHAT ARE YOU DOING [chomp] Can I at LEAST NO! GAAAH! Shronkey?

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You people need to get out of the forest. Now! We can take you to the village You’ll be safer from dragons there. And her. You shouldn’t be in the forest unarmed It’s filled with dragons Oh don’t worry, Nina can protect us Yeah, I All she does is bring you in danger! Don’t you

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It’s a camera! Don’t lick it! (squeaker toy sounds) Did you found a tag? Did you just get tired, watching her? Shelby? (squeaker toy sounds) Are you done? Shiloh? Could you not tear it apart? Can you not tear it apart? Shi? You got tired of watching her, huh? You’re defeated! The toy defeated you!

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it's a puppy by TDR 13 dog-eat-dog part for celestial theatre two years remaining until the thousandth year the ride was rather Pleasant a bit of small talk with Prince nothing too complex just a chance to talk about random things and relax slightly Twilight barely managed to relax at all she felt wound up

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this is ridiculous man good morning friends and family how you guys doing I'm missing my family Noah sage are you being a nice boy to your mommy are you being nice to your little brother little screaming you got some smooches for me smooches hi mommy I missed you guys but we're having fun

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hey guys how's it going I'm outdoors with Maxine Pegasus my bearded dragon we are just kind of chilling out here I feel kind of bad since I've been giving her meds lately and she just really hates me for it so I was like let's get some natural UVB today you can look at

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