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It is time for chapter two of Animals Relaxing. Bugger me. Look at these adorable fuzzballs. It’s probably not the best use of face masks right now, but the cuteness outweighs the passing of judgement from me. I am sleepy already. This family has got self iso locked RIGHT down. Pop on your trackie dax.

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– WHEN SHE DOES TALK, LIKE, YOU’RE LISTENING. , OH, MY GOD. LAST TIME, I WAS LIKE, “WHO ARE YOU? YOU’RE BRILLIANT.” – I KNOW. – [gasps] OH, MY GOD! – [gasps] OH, MY GOD. both: OH, MY GOD! – AMY, LOOK AT THAT ONE! – OH, MEGAN! – HE IS SO CUTE. – THAT

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Shhh be quiet! Barbara quietly sneaking. She moves away the operator. The operator wants to look into the room. Barbara got super slippers. Ferret Rokki vs Barbara! The pet find something. The pet ferret can’t take out super slippers. The girl is happy ) But this animal is very tricky. Girl is shocked…. Pet Pokki

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Bailey First Time Goes to the Beach

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Today we’re talking about when cats go missing. About three years ago my big fluffy black cat Teddy went missing. After the first evening I was a little bit worried I sort of sensed there was something something was up. If you return to an empty home you may be concerned that your cat is

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Simon’s Cat. Eating habits Simon’s Cat The hungry one Chloe The fussy one Jazz The greedy one Maisy The messy one The Kitten The cute one The gross one

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-Oh, you know what I wanted to mention here? Because there’s a connection between “Reservoir Dogs” and “The Golden Girls,” involving you. -Sorta kinda. -Sorta kinda. I don’t know if people knew about this. What is the connection? -Okay, the connection was, before I did “Reservoir Dogs,” I had a very unsuccessful acting career. However,

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I REALLY WANT TO GET INTO IT TONIGHT, OK? SO, CATS OR DOGS, GUYS? all: DOGS! – CATS? ANYBODY SAY CATS? – WHOO! – CATS? THE GIRL THAT LOOKS LIKE SHE LIKES CATS LIKES CATS? WELL, JUST SO YOU KNOW, UH, YOU’RE WRONG. CATS ARE THE FUCKING WORST. [cheers and applause] I HATE CATS. THEY’RE

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