The Late Show ‘Rescue Dog Rescue’ With Bryan Cranston

The Late Show ‘Rescue Dog Rescue’ With Bryan Cranston

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WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY! GIVE IT UP FOR JON BATISTE AND “STAY HUMAN” RIGHT NOW! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪ OH, OH! FOLKS, I GOTTA TELL YOU, NO MISTAKING A MONDAY CROWD. THAT’S IT RIGHT HERE, THEY’RE ON THE PLANET. FOLKS, I’M A BIG ANIMAL LOVER. THAT’S WHY I DO WHATEVER I CAN TO HELP OUT ALL THE WORLD’S CREATURES THAT I DON’T WANT TO EAT. WE RECENTLY DID AN IMMENSELY POPULAR SEGMENT HERE, WHERE AUBREY PLAZA AND I TRIED TO HELP FIND SOME ADORABLE RESCUE DOGS A HOME BY TELLING YOU, THE AUDIENCE, SOME ENTICING LIES ABOUT THEM. AND HERE’S SOMETHING THAT IS NOT A LIE– EVERY SINGLE PUPPY FEATURED IN THAT SEGMENT ENDED UP SUCCESSFULLY ADOPTED! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ALL OF THEM! THAT’S IT! WELL, I’D SURE LOVE TO DO THAT AGAIN SOMETIME… IF ONLY THERE WAS ANOTHER BELOVED CELEBRITY WHO WANTED TO HELP RESCUE A BUNCH OF PUPPIES BY LYING ABOUT THEM.>>DID SOMEBODY SAY BRYAN CRANSTON? ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )>>DID YOU SAY BRYAN CRANSTON?>>Stephen: I CAN’T TELL AT THIS POINT. YEAH, BRYAN. BRYAN. I HAD NO IDEA YOU WERE COMING OUT HERE.>>REALLY? IT’S BEEN BOOKED FOR WEEKS.>>Stephen: NOW THAT YOU’RE HERE, IT’S TIME FOR ANOTHER EPISODE OF “RESCUE DOG RESCUE”! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪ WELCOME TO “RESCUE DOG RESCUE.” QUICK REMINDER — ALL THE PUPPIES WE HAVE HERE TONIGHT ARE ACTUAL ADOPTABLE DOGS FROM NORTH SHORE ANIMAL LEAGUE AMERICA. BRYAN, ARE YOU READY TO GET THESE GUYS A GOOD HOME?>>NO, STEPHEN… I’M READY TO GET THESE GUYS A GREAT HOME! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) LET’S BEGIN. FIRST PUPPY? EXCELLENT! OH! ( AUDIENCE REACTS ) HERE WE GO — OH! THIS IS GRACE. IF YOU HAVE KIDS, GRACE IS THE PUPPY FOR YOU. SHE HAS THE ABILITY TO SING THE ENTIRE SOUNDTRACK TO THE 2010 DISNEY MOVIE “TANGLED.” ALSO KNOWS ALL THE LYRICS TO “LET IT GO” FROM THE MOVIE “FROZEN”– BUT WON’T SING IT. OH, THAT’S SWEET. THIS IS STERLING. ( AUDIENCE REACTS ) YEAH. YOU SAY, OH, NOW, BUT STERLING IS GETTING HIS LIFE BACK TOGETHER. HE’S SOBER NOW. BUT DON’T WORRY– HE STILL LOVES TO PARTY, WHICH MEANS YOU’LL ALWAYS HAVE A DESIGNATED DRIVER. PLUS, BECAUSE OF HIS CLUB DAYS, HE CAN GET YOU ANYTHING YOU NEED. ( LAUGHTER ) BUT NONE FOR YOU, RIGHT? THAT’S THE OLD STERLING. RIGHT? STAY STRONG.>>STEPHEN: THIS IS COLUMBUS. HE’S A VERY GOOD– WAIT A MINUTE, THIS IS A CAT! GET HIM THE HELL OUT OF HERE! DOGS ONLY, NO LOVING HOME FOR YOU, CAT! NO! MAYBE CONAN WILL HELP YOU, NOT ME! ANOTHER ONE. DOG. DOG. YOU’VE GOT TO BE FIRM. THERE ARE RULES. IT’S “RESCUE DOG RESCUE,” BRYAN. THERE ARE RULES.>>OKAY.>>Stephen: THIS IS SCOUT. SCOUT IS A HOUND MIX WHO LOVES FRENCH CINEMA — BUT, MORE IMPORTANTLY, ISN’T A TOTAL DICK ABOUT IT. SCOUT CAN ACTUALLY OPEN YOUR EYES TO THE VALUE OF GODARD’S WORK WITHOUT MAKING YOU FEEL SMALL. ALSO, FOUR LEGS– PERFECT NUMBER FOR A DOG. ( LAUGHTER ) WHO DO WE HAVE HERE? OKAY, THIS IS GINGER. GINGER HAS “BENJAMIN BUTTON” DISEASE AND “MEMENTO” DISEASE. SO EVERY TIME YOU SEE HER, SHE’LL BE EVEN CUTER, AND MORE EXCITED TO MEET YOU FOR THE FIRST TIME.>>AND SAY HOWDY TO POPPY. THERE YOU ARE, POPPY! OH, COME ON, POPPY! LOOK AT THIS! MUAH! POPPY IS WHAT’S KNOWN AS A NORWEGIAN WISHING DOG. SHE ONLY HAS ONE WISH LEFT, BUT IT WORKED OUT PRETTY WELL FOR HER PREVIOUS OWNER, LIN-MANUEL MIRANDA! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )>>Stephen: OKAY. WHO DO WE HAVE HERE? OH, OH! HEY, CUTIE. THIS HERE IS LADY. HI, LADY! LADY IS A HOUND MIX THAT IS ALSO IN SHOW BUSINESS. CURRENTLY, SHE’S WORKING AS THE SECOND UNIT DIRECTOR ON “GAME OF THRONES!” ( LAUGHTER ) WHICH MEANS SHE KNOWS ALL THE SPOILERS FROM SEASON 7! WHO DIES? OH, BUT I LOVED HIM-OR-HER! NO!>>AH! THIS IS BRODY. HI, BRODY. COME ON, BUDDY. THAT’S IT. BRODY CAN’T CONFIRM THAT HE WAS PART OF THE MISSION THAT KILLED BIN LADEN… BUT LET’S JUST SAY HE’S “WELL TRAVELED.” THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE. ( LAUGHTER )>>Stephen: AND WHO DO WE HAVE HERE? WHO’S UP NEXT? WHO DO WE HAVE HERE? OH! WE HAVE AN ADORABLE PUPPY. ( APPLAUSE ) THIS IS COLUMBUS. AND COLUMBUS HAS A NOTE! “I AM A PUPPY. DEFINITELY NOT A KITTEN IN A PUPPY COSTUME.” WELL, THAT CHECKS OUT. WHICH MEANS COLUMBUS IS ALSO AVAILABLE FOR ADOPTION! WHO’S A GOOD DOGGY? YES, YOU ARE! SO HEAD TO THE “LATE SHOW’S” WEBSITE: COLBERTLATESHOW.COM FOR MORE INFORMATION ON HOW YOU CAN ADOPT ALL THESE DOGS TODAY FROM THE NORTH SHORE ANIMAL LEAGUE AMERICA. BRYAN CRANSTON, EVERYBODY. WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH BRYAN CRANSTON.

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